So Long, Farewell

bush-wave1President Bush is preparing to deliver his farewell address tonight and, boy, what a difference eight years makes. As the energy in the capital builds in preparation for Barack Obama’s inaugural address on Tuesday, the current president is becoming an afterthought. He’ll begin right at 8 and should be finished in time for all of us to catch the last half of My Name Is Earl.

Worst thing is, the president’s farewell probably won’t even be the most watched goodbye on TV tonight, since over at CBS Gil Grissom is making his final appearance on CSI.

It wasn’t always this way, of course. In 2001, George W. Bush was the new kid in town and people were eager to hear how he’d approach the presidency after squeaking through the election. Now, though, he’s old hat. No one expects to hear anything new. And between Iraq and Wall Street, plenty of Americans are eager for a change of scenery in Washington.

The president knows this, which is why the White House has only asked the networks for 15 minutes of time. Ever the efficient manager, George W. Bush will make his final remarks brief, while those of us watching will stay warm.

Somehow I picture Tuesday a little differently.

Lent Comes Early for the GOP

After all the indignities of defeat, Republicans awakened two weeks ago to the news that a candidate for the RNC chairmanship sent out a CD that includes a riff on “Puff the Magic Dragon,” rendered as “Barack the Magic Negro.”

Ken Blackwell, African-American and one of the GOP’s most promising politicians in Ohio, excused the parody by denouncing “hypersensitivity in the press regarding matters of race.”  He may have a point.  But testing the limits of American humor is a job best left to Chris Rock.  The job of the Republican Party is to find a new basis to ask for the trust of all of the American people, including millions of black Americans who still identify themselves as conservative or somewhat conservative.
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Whither the Weather?

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I’d forgotten that single digit temperatures drove Ronald Reagan’s second inauguration inside the Capitol.  And I never knew that in 1873, the weather was so cold for President Grant’s second inaugural that it froze the turkeys intended for the dinner banquet, and killed the decorative canaries that had been brought in for his inaugural ball.  That is, I wasn’t hip to such meteorological lore until I read this piece in yesterday morning’s Washington Post, describing the role that weather has played in Inaugurations past.  Let’s hope this year we’re treated to the phenomenon known as the “January thaw” — when temperatures climb to a balmy and unseasonable 60+ degrees.  But just in case, a word to the wise: leave your singing birds at home.

Bet You Didn’t Know

look-no-hatAs presidential scholars hit the airwaves in the coming week to provide historical perspective on the inauguration, I’ve compiled a few lesser-known tidbits about past inaugural addresses. Please to enjoy.

1789 – George Washington launches campaign to provide young republic a capital offering “fewer rats, more mosquitoes.”

1797 – Audience frightened as John Adams delivers entire inaugural address while glowering at Thomas Jefferson.

1805 – Having completed Louisiana Purchase, Jefferson uses second inaugural to announce “No Backsies” Doctrine.

1809 – “Father of the Constitution” James Madison raises eyebrows when he re-writes Oath of Office on the fly.

1829 – Andrew Jackson yells at assembled guests for half a day.

1841 – Weeks after two-hour, open-air inaugural address, William Henry Harrison dies; delighted mothers begin telling children, “You’ll catch your death of cold.”

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Just Words?

The opening of Ed’s “Cliche-ping…” post brought to mind one of the quirkier websites I’ve stumbled on in recent days. It’s called the Random Stump Speech Synopsis Haiku Generator, or R.S.S.S.H.G. for short (well, short-ish), where all it takes is a keystroke to produce poetic pearls like these:

“Fairly wiser right
promises, president bows
eager president.”

“Dollars respect, stocks
helping speech gaining success
gaining, peacekeeping.”

And:

“Rogue nation runs, race
stands by, better citizens
emerging, firmly.”

(Who needs professional speechwriters anyway?!)

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Cliche-ping up to be a Great Speech

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Practice makes perfect, even for presidential inaugurations. Sunday in Washington, a collection of military officials and civilian planners practiced the swearing-in ceremony and parade down Pennsylvania Avenue, complete with stand-ins for the president-elect, veep-elect, and their families. So complete was the run-through, reports the Washington Post, that the Obama understudy even delivered a six-word-long Inaugural Address: “My Fellow Americans. God Bless America.”

These two phrases have become such an ingrained part of presidential rhetoric that you can be pretty sure they’ll appear in any big speech. And the rest, let’s be honest, is just filler. Hope, dreams, optimism, peaceful transition, turning the page, new chapter, best days ahead, bright futures, real challenges, working together, overcoming, honoring, thanking, remembering, renewing, proposing, prosperity, peace, freedom, vigilance, security, happiness, children, children, children, veterans, teachers, middle-class, hard-working Americans, single moms, ordinary people, extraordinary times, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Martin Luther King, education, health care, Social Security…. Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

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Texting from the Heart

text-msg2Continuing with Josh’s theme of … uh … indecorous utterances, Chinese dairy producers have finally provided a firm answer to the question, “What should you absolutely never, ever communicate to someone via text message?” And the winner is: Sorry we killed your children.

 

According to the BBC, “Chinese dairy companies involved in the tainted milk scandal [in which six children died and 290,000 became ill] have apologised in a New Year text message sent to millions of mobile phone subscribers…. ‘We are deeply sorry for the harm caused to the children and the society,’ the text message said. ‘We sincerely apologise for that and we beg your forgiveness.’”

 

Consumerist, tongue firmly in cheek, ascribes some logic to the Chinese texters, noting that “when you’ve got over half a billion cell phone owners who are potential customers, SMS can be a pretty effective way to reach them.”

 

Let this be a lesson to the incoming Obama communications crew. Much has been written about how Team Obama has revolutionized political communications through its millions-strong email list, text messaging, Twittering, Facebooking, skywriting, telepathy, etc. But no matter how advanced your communications apparatus is, some messages are best delivered in person.

Now that’s a real stimulus package!

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I promise not to make any more stimulus jokes, but I couldn’t resist this. Seems that Larry Flint is asking for a bailout for Hustler Magazine. Why not? From a purely economic view, it makes about as much sense as many of the other companies that are bellying up snout first at our ever expanding public trough.

Promises Endure

nclb2I was fortunate to be able to attend a White House reception this evening, hosted by President and Mrs. Bush to thank the people who worked in their Administration over the last eight years. The very idea is silly, of course: The president doesn’t owe us any thanks at all; it’s very much the opposite. But it’s of a piece with the Bushes’ warmth and regard for the people who worked for them, and it was a fun time, offering the opportunity to catch up with former colleagues and experience the White House once more.

 

The event ran like most White House Christmas receptions, with the president and Mrs. Bush saying hello and snapping a photo with everyone while food and drinks were served on the State Floor. But it differed at the end, as the president said a few words in the East Room.

 

As you would expect, the atmosphere was like a mini pep rally. After all, the audience had drunk deeply of the Kool Aid. But what was interesting is that when the president mentioned a few points of pride over the last eight years, the very first thing he highlighted was that more inner city school kids are learning how to read thanks to education reform.

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A Great Day To Be An American

It sure would have been nice to see a Ford among all those Buick dealers, not to mention a Reagan. But your sentiment about the historic change represented here is one we all deeply share. It brought to mind the graphic above that somebody created shortly after Election Day. Talk about dramatic. Also, not a bad way to cap the 150th anniversary of the Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858.

The first election I remember feeling that same sense of hope was, believe it or not, in 1980. As an eighth grader growing up in a small town in rural Connecticut, the fate of the American hostages in Iran turned the attention of me and most of my classmates away from the Red Sox and Yankees and toward politics for the first time. We collected articles and newspaper clippings in loose-leaf binders. We wrote book reports about the hostages. We learned to find Tehran on a map. We watched Walter Cronkite.

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No More Buicks

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I hate to dwell too much on visuals and symbolism, but the pictures coming out of Wednesday’s lunch with President-elect Obama and Presidents Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Carter were pretty cool.

To understand how cool, just picture John McCain standing there instead of Barack Obama. Wednesday afternoon bridge club? Meeting of Buick owners? Yes and yes.

But seeing Obama with the other presidents brought home just how dramatic this year’s turning of the page will be. Aside from Obama looking a teensy-bit uncomfortable, the images clearly said new, different, historic.

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Are You Stimulated Yet, Dear?

Economists may find trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see to be exciting. Personally, it takes me right out of the mood. It seems every one has decided that Richard Nixon was right after all, and we’re all Keynesians once again. Just so the Democrats realize: when the inevitable inflation follows, it’s the middle class and poor, whose wages are much stickier and can never quite keep pace with rising prices, who will be hurt the most. Inflation is like a massive regressive tax hike. That’s what we’re buying into now.

As for the inaugural address and Obama’s speechwriters, it will be their task to turn this turkey into “poetry,” to somehow turn a nation of “consumers” (which is how Keynesians think of us all, not as creators and workers who have something of value to add to this world) into something noble. Three cheers for the heroism of consumer spending!

Silence is Golden

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At Barack Obama’s press conference today, NBC’s Chuck Todd asked the president-elect to please, please, please say something about the current situation in Gaza. Obama didn’t take the bait, patiently explaining to Todd that when he says, “There’s only one president at a time,” he means it.

Kudos to Obama. The press and plenty of international observers have been growing weary of hearing little from the next president on the Gaza fighting. The Washington Post recently explored the contradiction between Obama speaking frequently about the economy while saying almost nothing about foreign policy since November.

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“We had become the bums”

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While Barack Obama is putting the finishing touches on his Inaugural Address, the candidates for chairman of the Republican National Committee are discussing how to rescue the Republican Party.

The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank quotes RNC candidate Michael Steele, former lieutenant governor of Maryland, “You have Republicans scratching their head, going: ‘Who are we? What do we believe in? What do we stand for?”

Milbank quotes Michigan chairman Saul Anuzis as saying, “The hypocrisy, more than anything else, has killed our party . . . We had become the bums.

Then Milbank—who seems so desirous of becoming The Post’s answer to the snarky Maureen Dowd that it wouldn’t surprise me to see him wearing a pair of Monolo Blahniks—went on to conclude: “The way Republicans are attacking themselves, who needs Democrats?”

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The Inaugural: Obama’s Balancing Act

In a State of the Union address the president can set out the details of his new federal policy on widgets and waterworks. In the Inaugural Address, however, Barack Obama will need to be as much of a poet as his friend, Elizabeth Alexander, a prize-winning poet who will read the celebratory poem.

The new president will want to speak to the nation in transcendent and optimistic terms. He will obviously want to note the racial dimensions of his victory–the final fulfillment of the Constitution–while linking his election to his predecessors and the long chain of forty-four peaceful transfers of power.

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